Swinging Is For Cheapskates

Jeffrey Cohen
6 min readMar 1, 2021
Fun for everybody!

I bought the swing set anyway, but the discounts and gift certificates definitely helped.

My four-year-old son was in a daily afternoon special needs program. Reading the fine print about their business, I discovered a buried perk – any child who showed up every day for a month qualified for a $25 Toys R Us gift card for perfect attendance.

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Jeffrey Cohen

Longtime writer and crank. Articles come from more than 30 years in journalism and corporate communications. Follow my podcast at MrJeff2000.podbean.com.