I (Might) Give You Anything With Love
“I need to you co-sign on my apartment lease. I promise you’ll never have to pay anything. There’s nobody else I can ask.”
I knew it was a ridiculous request as soon as I heard it. I was certain I’d regret saying anything except “No.” My clumsy attempt to explain my trepidation was misinterpreted as “Yes.” The relationship was over within 72 hours.