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Find Your Place in Cyber Office Space

Jeffrey Cohen
2 min readOct 16, 2020

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“You missed the conference call.”

“I didn’t get the Zoom invite.”

“The meeting was on Teams… Microsoft Teams.”

“I thought we used Google Hangouts.”

“We used to, but there were concerns about tying everyone’s business accounts to a third-party vendor.”

“Didn’t we try Facebook Messenger once?”

“Yeah, but a few people refuse to use Facebook after the Cambridge Analytica personal data stuff.”

“How about FaceTime?”

“The non-Apple users would have to be okay with audio-only.”

“We ran some company meetings on BlueJeans.”

“Our proprietary license expired.”

Slack?”

“Same.”

GoToMeeting?”

“Same.”

WebEx?”

“Now you’re just teasing me.”

WhatsApp?”

“No, we’re not discussing murdering a foreign journalist.”

Simpplr?”

“Are you just making up office tools.”

“No, I’m not. I haven’t even mentioned Lumen.”

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Jeffrey Cohen
Jeffrey Cohen

Written by Jeffrey Cohen

Longtime writer and crank. Articles come from more than 30 years in journalism and corporate communications. Follow my podcast at MrJeff2000.podbean.com.

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