At War With My Newspaper Carrier

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Whether the guy who delivers my newspaper knows it or not, we are at war. So far, he has won most of the skirmishes. I am frustrated but not defeated. Like Putin against the Ukraine, I am playing the long game. If I am lucky, one day I will fly a victory flag outside my front door. Until the local homeowners association warns me to take it down.